This Memorial Day weekend, fire up the grill, fly your flag, and dive deep into nuclear brinkmanship with Crimson Tide — because nothing says “summer kickoff” like Denzel Washington and Gene Hackman arguing about launching missiles in a submerged metal tube. While everyone else is watching feel-good blockbusters or racing Vin Diesel down the freeway, you’ll be aboard the USS Alabama, debating Cold War ethics, quoting Nietzsche, and praying the radio gets fixed before someone hits the red button. Think Top Gun without the volleyball, Jaws without the shark, and The Hunt for Red October but with more yelling and less Sean Connery mumbling in Scottish-Russian.

It’s the ultimate reminder that the real fireworks are the ones we almost set off. So skip the beach — it’s crowded and full of sand.

Join us under the sea where the tension’s high, the stakes are global, and the only thing deeper than the ocean is the passive aggression. This Memorial Day, weapos;re not just remembering — weapos;re submerging.